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Coming to terms with Sean Penn (well, sort of…)

30 Dec

It’s hard to write these words, given my prior ranting, but I find myself softening a (tiny) bit on Sean Penn.

He had his early moments of idiocy, for sure. Dragging a contagious child from one Port-au-Prince hospital to the next, or opining on in favor of further blurring the already blurred lines between military and civilian aid actors, for example. There’s the whole issue of the fact that his time in Haiti counts as court-ordered community service, too. I mean, how many young, actually trained, aspiring aid workers would kill for a deployment to Haiti? And yet Sean Penn gets to go there and make it up as he goes… essentially as punishment. WTF?. Or what about the fact that he packs heat on the job? A Glock to be specific.

This all said, he is still in Haiti, something like 9 (or is it 10?) months now and making noise about committing decades there. I don’t know many real aid workers willing to commit up front to 10 years in Haiti, so good on him. And by some accounts he’s mostly getting it right. One of my colleagues based in Port-au-Prince sits next to him in the CCM cluster meetings on a somewhat regular basis, and from what she says it sounds like he’s a) willing to learn; b) saying and doing the right sorts of things.

On one hand this is encouraging. A famous, high-profile celebrity-cum-aid activist has seen the light. Outstanding. The world is now objectively a(n incrementally) better place.

But on the other hand, it’s incredibly annoying. Another high-profile celebrity and self-declared voice for “the poor” deposited himself in a disaster zone, full of strident statements about what’s working and what’s not, spouting the familiar cock-sure opinions about what needs to be done and how the INGOs are getting it wrong… And ten months later has come around to precisely the same learning that the rest of us (you know, actual professional aid workers) have know for decades:

  • Aid is harder, more complicated, and more expensive than you think.
  • It takes specific knowledge and skills to get it right.
  • There are no magik bullets, there are no fast solutions.
  • Many, many factors, utterly beyond the control of aid workers or aid agencies impinge on the success or failure of an overall aid effort.
  • Haiti (the disaster, not the country) will be a very long, hard slog.

But for some reason that I don’t quite grasp, Sean Penn seems oddly silent now.

Crap. He’s been humbled. Mystic River didn’t phase him. He rebounded from his failed marriage to Madonna with great aplomb. But Haiti seems to have silenced him. No more strident weighing in on CNN or CBS about how The Media tells a specific story of aid that is specifically inaccurate and misrepresentative. Hell, even Bono and Angelina use their celebrity to push big, structural issues at high levels.

But not Sean Penn.

Nope. He’s started his own NGO – the J/P Haitian Relief Organization, with it’s own sweet website where you can watch a slideshow of brown-eyed Haitian children, and then click to donate. Apparently there are just not enough NGOs in Haiti right now… He’s hunkered down, managing “his” tent camp. He’s doing all the things he railed against the NGOs for doing before: going to coordination meetings, fundraising, promoting his organization’s brand.

Back when he was clueless he had all the answers. But now that he actually has some knowledge, some actual understanding, something real to say, he’s piped totally down. For all of his desire to make the world better, he’s passing on what would possible be his best opportunity to do so. Thanks, bro.

I can’t decide whether I love Sean Penn or hate him. I’ll be happy to tell him so in person, too, next time I’m in Haiti. Over drinks at the Hotel Oloffsen.


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“We Cannot Abandon Haiti to Celebrities and Amateurs”

11 May

Earlier today a famous aid blogger that you all read sent this link to me by email.

Hallelujah! Sean Penn has arrived in Haiti! Things there aren’t moving along quite fast enough for him. All the professional aid organizations are busy coordinating and doing assessments and following good process and adhering to Sphere standards and industry best-practices - in other words, wasting their time not actually finding immunoglobulin for some kid named Oriel.

And so he’s gone there to, like, SORT. IT. OUT. Read the article.

A couple of quotes in particular stand out:

“Penn feels personally responsible — for the boy [Oriel], for the entire camp, for the city.”

You have got to be [expletive] kidding me. That is some of the most bald-faced self-aggrendizement thinly disguised as a deep well of melancholic concern for the poor that I have read in a very long time.

“Penn is hardly new to heroic endeavors. He’s flown to the eye of a hurricane, to the front lines of war. A few years back, he traveled to Iraq and Iran and wrote about both countries for the San Francisco Chronicle.”

Oh, well then. He’s flown to Iran. And he’s written for the San Francisco Chronicle. Those are some pretty heavy credentials. Guess we (the professional aid community) had better sit up and take notice.

“No stunts. No gimmicks. His staffers say the actor is simply following his heart.”

“He has staffers…” What’s your overhead rate, huh, Sean?

“It’s new for Penn to sit through metrics and charts and aid-worker speak. He doesn’t have much patience for priority lists aid agencies want made. He just wants things done now. The room is packed; it’s hard to hear speakers in the back. But not Penn. His voice is booming. His language is not pedantic.”

… my head is seriously hurting right now…

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Honestly, I don’t know who I’m more annoyed with in this case. Sean Penn himself and his incredible ignorance and arrogance, or CNN for a) following him there, and b) publishing this story.

Seriously, CNN – ever think of doing a story on an actual aid workers?  People, quite unlike Sean Penn, who are not making this up as they go? I know that’d be a stretch for you. Not your normal thing, I know. But you know, there actually are actual aid workers in Haiti. Wouldn’t be that hard to find one. Just sayin.’

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Last September the human rights blog Wronging Rights put up this post in reference to a breathtakingly ethnocentric headline in the Independent.ie: “We can’t abandon Africa to cannibalism and genocide.” (!) The post spawned a brief but highly amusing multi-party twitter contest to come up with creative alternatives…

I know I’m well past six months too late. And 140 characters is nowhere near enough to do the subject matter justice, but I would nonetheless like to place my final entry in that contest now:

“We cannot abandon Haiti to celebrities and amateur aid workers!”

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